Google search this muthaphuckers

Feeling uninspired? Why, it's time for some blog filler.

I've been grinding this blog out for a little over three months now, so what better time to have a wander through the search archives and see just what those filthy people on the interwebs have come here for.

And so I present, the innaugural Itemisation Google Search Awards

Most Popular Single Search Term: "WTF is Emo" (I shit you not)

With some nice variations
Polite: "WTF is Emo?"
Angry: "WTF IS EMO"
Challenged: "WTF is Emo mean?" / "wtf is an emo" / "emo loopy"

Who knew so many people can't work it our either.


Most Persistent Search Term: "Crime and punishment in the Victorian Era"

And they go on:
"did crime and punishment occur in the victorian period"
"crime criminals punishment victorian england 1800s"
"victorian crime deportation"
"victorian era, crime and punishment"
"victorian era in the prison ships"
"what was the worst prison punishment in the victorian times?"
"hulks prison boats Williamstown"
"forms of punishment during the victorian era"
"crime and punishment in britain during the 1800s"
"punishment and crime during the victorian era"
"what were the prisoners punishments in victorian era?"

you get the idea...but my favorites from that list: "crime and punishment in the olden days" and the clearly frustrated "CRIME AND PUNISHMENT IN OLDEN ENGLAND!!!" Who doesn't love a search with exclamation marks (!).


The Search Term That Most Warms My Heart: "Video Dogs"

And there were LOTS of those. Sucked in you sour pricks.


Most Random: "Constituents of Banana" and "to raise ladies skirts in 1800s" (if only we could have been there...good times, good times)


Most Disturbing: "how to kill the census lady" (ooookay...) and "i hate bike riders" (um, yes)


So there you have it. Congratulations to the winners in each category and I look forward to the next time I can present some weird and wonderful searches from the bowels of the interwebs.